Halloween is a time for fun, fright, and of course, jokes! What better way to celebrate this spooky holiday than with a good laugh? Here is a collection of funny Halloween jokes, puns, and riddles for kids and adults of all ages.
For kids:
- What do you call a mummy that can’t keep still? A restless wrap!
- Why did the skeleton go to the library? To bone up on his reading!
- What do you call a witch that’s always late? A fashionably late ghoul!
- What do you call a ghost that’s afraid of everything? A scaredy-cat-sper!
- Why did the vampire cross the road? To get to the blood bank!
For adults:
- What’s a pirate’s favorite Halloween candy? Boo-tifully wrapped!
- What do you call a witch that lives on the beach? A sand-witch!
- What’s the best medicine to treat a vampire’s cough? Coffin-drops!
- Why did the skeleton run away? Because the dog was after his bones!
- How do you fix a broken lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
One-liners:
- Why did the witch go to the dentist? She had a sweet tooth.
- What do you call a haunted house in China? A wok-ing dead!
- Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the other side!
- What do you call a vampire with braces? Fangs for nothing!
- What do you call a zombie sleepover? A dead night!
Riddles:
- What’s white, black, and dead all over? A zombie in a tuxedo.
- What do you call a skeleton with no eyes? A no-see-um!
- What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries!
- What do you call a witch that’s always on time? A punctual spell-caster!
- What do you call a vampire that’s afraid of the dark? A light-weight!
Longer jokes:
- Why did the pirate dress up as a vampire for Halloween? He wanted to suck-cessfully scare everyone!
- Why did the witch cross the road? To get to the other witch!
- What do you call a ghost that’s always cold? A chilly ghoul!
- What do you call a werewolf that’s always late? A tardy werewolf!
- Why did the skeleton go to the bar? He wanted to have a drink!
Knock-knock jokes:
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a Halloween joke!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummy my tummy hurts!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch way to the nearest candy store?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Dracula. Dracula who? Dracula my car, it’s parked right over there!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Monster. Monster who? Monster truck you!
Halloween jokes for the office:
- How do pirates celebrate Halloween? They have a treasure hunt for candy!
- Why did the pirate bring a ladder to the Halloween party? He wanted to “reach” for the best candy!
- What’s a pirate’s favorite Halloween game? Swash-bobbing for apples!
- How does a pirate like his Halloween candy? Boo-tifully wrapped!
- Why did the pirate become a comedian for Halloween? He loved making people “aa-rgh”-gue with laughter!
I hope you enjoyed these funny Halloween jokes! Whether you’re sharing them with your kids, friends, or coworkers, they’re sure to get a laugh. Happy Halloween!
Bonus jokes:
- What do you call a lazy vampire? A bloodmobile!
- What do you call a ghost with amnesia? A former ghoulfriend!
- What do you call a witch that’s always happy? A spell-tacular gal!
- What do you call a zombie that’s always on time? A dead-liner!
- What do you call a mummy that’s always cold? A bandaged popsicle!
I hope you enjoyed these bonus jokes! Have a safe and happy Halloween!