Deadpool 3
Hey Merc with a Mouth fans! You’re probably bouncing off the walls, chimichanga in hand, wondering when you’ll get a glimpse of Wade Wilson’s glorious return in Deadpool 3. Don’t worry, fellow degenerates, I’m here to spill the beans (or chimichanga filling, whichever you prefer).
Super Bowl Rumors Swirl: The air is thick with whispers that Deadpool might crash the biggest football party of the year, the Super Bowl, on February 11th, 2024. Imagine it: millions glued to the screen, expecting touchdowns and tackles, then BAM! Deadpool bursts in, chimichanga flying, mouth running faster than a bullet train, introducing the first official trailer. It’d be epic, chaotic, and perfectly Deadpool.
Hold Your Horses, Though: While a Super Bowl debut is juicy gossip, it’s not confirmed yet. Marvel can be sneaky, sometimes dropping trailers like surprise chimichangas out of nowhere. Remember “Spider-Man: No Way Home”? That trailer hit the web like a runaway chimichanga on a sugar rush!
So, When Can We Expect Some Mayhem? The good news is, the wait won’t be long. Deadpool 3 lands in theaters on July 26th, 2024. That means the marketing machine will kick into high gear sometime between March and May. So, keep your eyes peeled for posters, teasers, and maybe even a cheeky Deadpool cameo in another Marvel movie.
What Can We Expect from the Trailer? Buckle up, sugarcubes, because it’s gonna be wild. Here’s what we might see:
- Wade Wilson, as only he can be:Cracking wise, breaking the fourth wall, and probably doing something incredibly inappropriate with a pool floatie.
- Wolverine’s Claws Slicing Back In:Hugh Jackman is officially back as Wolverine, and we can’t wait to see the dynamic duo reunite. Picture bickering, banter, and maybe a reluctant team-up against some baddie who deserves a good clawing.
- New Faces, Old Flames:Morena Baccarin (Vanessa) and Brianna Hildebrand (Negasonic Teenage Warhead) are back, along with some exciting newcomers like Leslie Uggams and Karan Soni. Plus, rumors swirl about other Marvel characters dropping by for a chimichanga break.
- Action, Explosions, and Chimichanga Mayhem:This is Deadpool, folks. Expect outrageous stunts, witty one-liners, and enough firepower to melt your popcorn bucket. And yes, there will definitely be chimichangas. Probably flying, probably exploding, definitely delicious.
Mark Your Calendars, Maniacs: Whether it’s a Super Bowl surprise or a gradual ramp-up, the Deadpool 3 trailer is coming soon. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and cheer when the Merc with a Mouth explodes back onto our screens. Just remember, keep your chimichangas secure, because Deadpool might just steal them for a mid-trailer snack.
So, buckle up, degenerates, and hold onto your chimichangas. The wait for Deadpool 3 is almost over, and it’s gonna be one hell of a ride!